August 2016 - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

Major World Religions if Trump Were Their God

August 31, 2016

Judaism Followers told to, “not to act too Jewy” The snake in Genesis becomes the main character of the Torah, saving the Israelites from, “black people counting their money” Entire book of Psalms replaced with […]

Trump: “Bigot Hillary has tiny orange hands!”

August 30, 2016

“Not only is Hillary Clinton a bigot, she has an orange complexion and tiny hands,” said Donald Trump just a moment ago. “Hillary Clinton is so orange she literally looks like a carrot,” Trump continued. […]

GOP Jesus Debates Actual Jesus

August 14, 2016

Actual Jesus: Behold! The kingdom of heaven things is here! GOP Jesus: What must I do to follow you? Actual Jesus: Sell half of your possessions and give to the poor, and come, follow me! GOP Jesus: What? How can […]

ISIS CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY for Latest Trump Comments

August 11, 2016

ISIS is claiming responsibility after Donald Trump’s latest comments. During Trump’s economic policy speech this week, he outlined an agenda which included building bridges, monuments, and skyscrapers in order to, “throw Muslims off the top.” […]

NEW BIBLE VERSES DISCOVERED BY GOP

August 10, 2016

A new bible verse was discovered this afternoon that sheds light on this this season’s political campaign, it comes right after Jesus gave his greatest commandments (new verses in red). Of all the commandments, which is […]

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