Breaking News: Candidate Caught on Camera Respectfully Listening to Opposing Viewpoints - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

Breaking News: Candidate Caught on Camera Respectfully Listening to Opposing Viewpoints

The AP reports that no one has been critically injured after U.S. Presidential candidate Joseph Tamracky was caught on video tape respectfully listening to his opponents view. A surviving witness said this, “I was standing right next to Tamracky and saw that he never even once called the person he disagreed with, “Hitler.”

Tamracky’s Father commented,

“We have been worried about him for some time. Just last week we noticed he was cut off in traffic and actually just shrugged his shoulders and moved on. He seems to be suffering from some sort of medical condition that parallels the effect of being bitten by a zombie.”

“We have repeatedly called the nearby University of Ohio disease control center but they have yet to respond. Why wont they return our calls? I have even told them that we caught my son, the normally perfectly sane Presidential candidate sincerely listening to someone who disagrees with him. He may have even considered adopting their point of view. I am starting to truly believe I have failed as a father.”

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