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Transition Report: Obama Currently Fitting Nukes With Child Locks

The Obama administration is currently fitting all 15,000 of America’s nuclear weapons with child locks in preparation for Donald Trump to take office.

This technique has never been used before but some suspect it should stop nuclear war for at least 6 months.

NATO has also offered to broadcast various cartoons along with pornography into the Trump Tower that experts suggest should keep Trump from launching a nuclear weapon for another 8 weeks beyond that.

The CIA could not be reached for comment as they were too busy developing a satellite that looks like a giant boob to keep Trump distracted for the rest of his time as President.

 

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6 Comments on Transition Report: Obama Currently Fitting Nukes With Child Locks

  1. Lol, you funny man!!! As I was reading I was quite confused then the word “satire” appeared. Love funny stories. We need more laughter in our world.

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