Donald Trump Admits Undergoing "Pear-shaping" Procedure to Be Accepted Among Wealthy Hedonist Class - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

Donald Trump Admits Undergoing “Pear-shaping” Procedure to Be Accepted Among Wealthy Hedonist Class

Like many traditional hedonistic billionaries, Donald Trump spends significant time and energy cultivating a body shape that resembles a pair (a wide lower body, significant stomach size, and a smaller upper body)

Watch the video for an exclusive look into the world of pear-shaping…

Last week, Donald Trump purchased one of the most extravagant pear-shaping machines ever made. Costing just over four million dollars, the Perarri has golden suction cups and pictures from the grocery store so you can select just which type of pear you want to look like.

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