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New Healthcare Bill Includes Authorization to Kill Robin Hood

The new GOP healthcare bill reportedly includes an amendment to authorize the President to make a preemptive strike on Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men.

The amendment called, “nuking medicaid, protection for preexisting conditions, and the fairy tale characters that threaten rich people,” was passed in a close session yesterday.

After years of negative ads against Robin Hood and his, “communist Merry Men” blasting their, “blatant attempt to redistribute wealth,” the GOP has finally allowed Trump to waterboard Robin Hood and even kill him.

Robin Hood has not been able to be reached for comment.

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