LEAKED: Trump to Replace Obamacare with Kremlincare - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

LEAKED: Trump to Replace Obamacare with Kremlincare

Donald Trump has finally got into details with exactly what he will be replacing Obamacare with. In an interview this morning Trump said he planned to replace Obamacare with a plan run by Putin’s Russia called Kremlincare.

Below are some details of the new plan…

  • You can keep your doctor, but your hospital may be bombed by the totally non-evil Vladimir Putin.
  • Your plan will be cancelled if Putin runs out of things to blackmail Trump with.
  • Putin may kill your family if it leads to higher oil prices.
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