NEW BIBLE VERSES DISCOVERED BY GOP - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

NEW BIBLE VERSES DISCOVERED BY GOP

A new bible verse was discovered this afternoon that sheds light on this this season’s political campaign, it comes right after Jesus gave his greatest commandments (new verses in red).

Of all the commandments, which is the most important?”

“The most important one,” answered Jesus, “is this: ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one. Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’

The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ as long as your neighbor has the proper documents. There is no commandment greater than these.”

This comes just a week after another verse was discovered at the end of this same passage… see below,

“There is no commandment greater than these. Except gay marriage and abortion.

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