To Cope With Stress After a Long Presidency, President Obama’s Brain Reverts to 14 Year Old Girl Mode (photos/captions) September 3, 2015 FaithBackRub Politics, Satire “OMG! I totally got a pic with TV hunk Bear Grylls! I think he likes me… IF YOU ARE READING THIS, CALL ME… BEAR GRYLLS!!!” “this was SO cool!!! #ALASCAtrip “ (caption unnecessary) This guy is my G!! We are like totally bff level… totally joined at the boob. I brought another bald guy with me so he wouldn’t be the only bald guy and feel alone. I take care of my friends! #gooddeeds Bear Grylls hasn’t called me!!! WTF!! It’s totally been like 3 hours and 6 mintues… MY LIFE IS OVER!!! . . you TOTALLY have to check out more articles! Share this Back Rub!