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Politician Finds Nothing to Whine About After Opposition Takes Poop

Multiple sources report that Senator Bill O’Donnell found absolutely nothing to whine or cry about after a Senator from the other side of the isle went into the bathroom and took a dump.

O’Donnell was interviewed on cable news shortly after the incident when the host asked him what he had to say about the Senator from the opposing party dropping a deuce. To a shocked audience, O’Donnell claimed that, “everybody poops,” and that “pooping is normal,” shortly before being kicked off the air for being too boring.

O’Donnell plans to issue a formal 500 word apology to his political party where he promises to whine and cry anytime the opposing party makes the news about anything.

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