RUBIO TO TRUMP: "LET MY PEOPLE GO!" - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

RUBIO TO TRUMP: “LET MY PEOPLE GO!”

Reports indicate Marco Rubio showed up to Trump Tower this morning wearing a cloak, sandals, and holding a wooden staff. He pushed the button for the elevator and when it opened he screamed, “LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!”

Unfortunately there was just and old couple in the elevator who looked frightened. However, Rubio did meet with Trump and demanded that he “let his people go!”

When Trump refused Rubio reportedly issued a number of devastating plagues on Trump’s team including stealing all the toupees from the building, the hotline phone to Russia, and canceling Trump’s 1,800 channel porn subscription entirely.

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