If you use words and not just grunts, you will get Promo-Ted. People will think you smart. Grunting is out of style, stop grunting at the office to communicate.
Watch how I do…
Factgasm – To make fact, there first has to be a “factgasm”
Cowzilla – An offectionate nickname for my wife
Fritolaysia – The ally of Snakistan until they cut off Chiplomatic Relations. (From The Onion) – copy-pasted that sucka