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RUBIO TO TRUMP: “LET MY PEOPLE GO!”

January 12, 2017

Reports indicate Marco Rubio showed up to Trump Tower this morning wearing a cloak, sandals, and holding a wooden staff. He pushed the button for the elevator and when it opened he screamed, “LET MY […]

Trump’s Top Russia Advisor Refutes Rumors

January 7, 2017

Donald Trump’s top Russia advisor says his name is Jack and he is an American from Alabama, but he has a very strong Russian accent and says, “praise be upon him” when mentioning Vladimir Putin… Listen below… […]

Trump: James Bond is Extremely Biased Against Me

December 13, 2016

“Everyone knows it, James Bond is completely biased against me,” said Donald Trump while sipping brandy on his Yacht and watching his butler fight an alligator to the death. Trump claims that ever since the Bond films […]

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