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BREAKING: Donald Trump Sues God

October 23, 2016

“God has directly rigged the universe against me,” said Donald Trump after filing a lawsuit against Almighty God. In the legal complaint Trump stated, “God refuses to hear my whines.“ A long history Trump first began to […]


September 26, 2016

The following notes were found near one of Trump’s top advisors. They appear to consist of Trump’s debate preparation notes (see below).   LINES TO MEMORIZE: “I know you are but what am I?” “Hillary […]

TRUMP FLIP-FLOPS: “Muslims are Fully Human”

September 25, 2016

Despite in the past saying, “Muslims are not, technically speaking, “people” in the same sense as you and I,” Trump backed down and finally agreed that, “Muslims are technically human beings with technically inalienable rights.” […]

Major World Religions if Trump Were Their God

August 31, 2016

Judaism Followers told to, “not to act too Jewy” The snake in Genesis becomes the main character of the Torah, saving the Israelites from, “black people counting their money” Entire book of Psalms replaced with […]

Trump: “Bigot Hillary has tiny orange hands!”

August 30, 2016

“Not only is Hillary Clinton a bigot, she has an orange complexion and tiny hands,” said Donald Trump just a moment ago. “Hillary Clinton is so orange she literally looks like a carrot,” Trump continued. […]

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