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Trump’s Top Russia Advisor Refutes Rumors

January 7, 2017

Donald Trump’s top Russia advisor says his name is Jack and he is an American from Alabama, but he has a very strong Russian accent and says, “praise be upon him” when mentioning Vladimir Putin… Listen below… […]

Trump: James Bond is Extremely Biased Against Me

December 13, 2016

“Everyone knows it, James Bond is completely biased against me,” said Donald Trump while sipping brandy on his Yacht and watching his butler fight an alligator to the death. Trump claims that ever since the Bond films […]

BREAKING: Donald Trump Sues God

October 23, 2016

“God has directly rigged the universe against me,” said Donald Trump after filing a lawsuit against Almighty God. In the legal complaint Trump stated, “God refuses to hear my whines.“ A long history Trump first began to […]


September 26, 2016

The following notes were found near one of Trump’s top advisors. They appear to consist of Trump’s debate preparation notes (see below).   LINES TO MEMORIZE: “I know you are but what am I?” “Hillary […]

TRUMP FLIP-FLOPS: “Muslims are Fully Human”

September 25, 2016

Despite in the past saying, “Muslims are not, technically speaking, “people” in the same sense as you and I,” Trump backed down and finally agreed that, “Muslims are technically human beings with technically inalienable rights.” […]

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