“Everyone is thinking it,” said Donald Trump this morning, “I am just saying it… Donald J. Trump is a secret undercover Muslim.”
The Hair Evidence
Trump continued, “Trump’s hair looks like some kind of cheap camouflaged yellow Hijab.”
Manna From Heaven for Terrorists
Trump claimed Trump was, “intentionally helping ISIS by maing inflammatory remarks sure to radicalize moderate Muslims.”
Trump said, “Donald Trump’s anti-Muslim rhetoric is like manna from heaven for terrorists who need to radicalize moderate Muslims to grow their terrorist organizations. Hence, Trump is a secret undercover Muslim terrorist!”
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