New documents have been discovered by the Trump campaign revealing Trump plagiarized his entire campaign from some of the worst human beings to ever walk the face of the earth… and also from Bozo the Clown.
A source within the Trump campaign confessed,
“His campaign tactics such as insulting disabled reporters are from Machiavelli, the lying and propaganda is from Mussolini, and his foreign policy was completely and directly plagiarized from Bozo the Clown.“
As strange as this sounds, it’s still not as strange as the fact that Donald Trump could become President (<- fact checked & true).
As one former Russian spy noted,
“Bozo the clown was a Russian spy. His, “Bozo Buckets,” which were the cones children threw ping pong balls into for prizes, were actually somehow a Soviet plot to nuke America…“
“I don’t want to get into details… but the important point is that it is still much more believable than a sane society electing Donald Trump.”
We asked Vladimir Putin to comment but he was unable to be reached because he has been convulsing with tears of joy ever since Donald Trump received the Republican nomination.