Trump Still Awaiting Inevitable Drunken, "You Need People Like Me" Speech - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

Trump Still Awaiting Inevitable Drunken, “You Need People Like Me” Speech

No matter what the outcome of the election, whether it is in six months, one year, or ten years, Donald Trump is still reportedly awaiting his inevitable recitation of the classic, “you need people like me” speech from Scarface.

Trump will also reportedly place special emphasis on the following lines…

“You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your effing’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.”  So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide–how to lie…. So say goodnight to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you…” (Source: IMBD Quotes)

Everyone in society, great, small, rich and poor will reportedly admit that Trump made some really good points. Society often idolizes all of the values he represents, that we are all not these good people we pretend to be, that we are all guilty, and do not deserve to be as blessed as we have been.

But society will also reportedly recognize that it would still be a huge mistake to give Trump any more power as we don’t want to live through the end of scarface where he says, “say hello to my little friend,” and that “little friend” was a hydrogen bomb.

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