2017 in a Nutshell: Trump Fires Astronomer for Claiming "the World Doesn’t Revolve Around You” - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

2017 in a Nutshell: Trump Fires Astronomer for Claiming “the World Doesn’t Revolve Around You”

Earlier this morning Donald Trump fired the government’s chief astronomer after he denied Trump’s claim that the world literally revolves around Donald Trump.

Despite being condemned by every sane astronomer, scientist, journalist, and everyone who is able to read and has object permanence, Trump believes that the earth, along with the sun, the moon, and the stars, literally revolves around his physical body.

The incident began after Dr. John Woodworth, the government’s chief astronomer, reportedly disputed Trump’s plan to, “make America the center of the galaxy” by shifting his weight slightly to the left.

Woodworth also denied Trump’s often stated claim that he could solve climate change by, “jumping up and down.”

Trump has repeatedly stated that if he would simply jump up and down it would shake the earth and fix climate change in the same way that it used to fix the Nintendo 64.

Trump’s entire theory that the world literally revolves around him apparently originated one morning when he woke up and decided it would be fun if the world revolved around him.

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