New Plan: Trump to Sell You Swampland in the White House - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

New Plan: Trump to Sell You Swampland in the White House

White House Lincoln photo

Discarding his, “drain the swamp idea” by filling it with billionaires and corporate insiders, Trump has decided to sell, “swampland in the White House” instead.

Here is some of what will be for sale…

  • For $50,000,000 you can purchase Abraham Lincon’s top-hat with Vladimir Putin’s initials etched into it.
  • For $200,000,000 you can be President for a day.
  • For 2 billion dollars: President for a week
  • For a signed photo of Sofia Verga: you can be President for life
  • For 15 billion dollars: buy one get one free nuclear weapons.
Share this Back Rub!
  •  
  • 21
  •  
  •  

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.


*


apologetics faithrub guy no background

JOIN THE BACK RUB CLUB!

Sign up to receive notifications of new articles via email.

Free & BYOP – bring your own potatoes