Donald Trump reportedly plans to replace your current health insurance coverage with an 8×10 photo of him surrounded by young female models. Trump claims that a daily schedule of staring at this photo, “will improve your health more than a great heart surgeon ever could.”
“Staring at this photo” said Kellyanne Conway, “has been shown to cure cancer, heart disease, and all forms of dissent.”
Conway also claimed that the photo has saved her from numerous life threatening situations. “On many occasions,” Conway said, “Trump chased after me with an ice pick and I used the photo successfully as shield.”
In addition to the photo, Trump had another idea he planed to use to, “make America Great again.”
Trump also suggested that the American economy would grow by an extra 2-3% a year if we replaced medicare with hot tubs.