Trump Proposes CHANGES to the Statue of Liberty Inscription - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

Trump Proposes CHANGES to the Statue of Liberty Inscription

The following notes were recovered from a top Trump advisor. They contain his comments and suggested changes to the famous Statue of Liberty inscription in red below. It is broken up into sections for easier reading.

Introduction

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

^ what kind of nerd wrote that? ^

The Statue

With a conquering rack limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our her sea-washed cleavage sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame who needs a nosejob

Is the french maid imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles  Annika. From her beacon-hand

Trump’s America

Glows a world-wide welcome middle finger; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged fake gold harbor strip-joint that twin cities frame.
“Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she

^this makes no sense^

Immigrants…

With silent lips. “Give me your tired strong, your poor educated,
Your huddled tight-pantsed masses yearning to breathe free conquer others and take their oil,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

^Man, this makes me look like an utter jackass…^
Send these, the homeless (off a bridge), tempest-tost to me the sharks,

Summary

I lift myself lamp beside the golden door!”

 

Full New Poem (below)

With a conquering rack
Here at her sea-washed cleavage
A mighty woman who needs a nosejob

It’s the french maid, and her name: Annika. From her beacon-hand 

Glows a world-wide middle finger; her mild eyes command
The fake gold strip-joint that twin cities frame.

With silent lips. “Give me your strong, your educated,
Your tight-pantsed masses yearning to conquer others and take their oil,

Send these, the homeless off a bridge, tempest-tost to the sharks,

I lift myself, Donald J. Trump, beside the golden door!”

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