On this date in 1863, Abraham Lincoln proclaimed that there would be a national day of fasting to humble ourselves before God (it is celebrated about a month later). “We have grown in numbers, wealth […]
“Religious people have an unnatural desire to believe in something supernatural,” said Ferris Richardson, who owns over 250 assorted Marvel figurines. American Culture in general has spent over 3 billion dollars in recent years on Superhero […]
“The Donald Trump of 5 minutes ago is a piece of crap with an ugly wife,” said Donald Trump, shortly after changing his views on a serious societal issue. Five minutes ago, Trump supported nuking […]
“Our survival rate is below the national average but so are our prices so I think it evens out” said CEO of Spirit Airlines, Jack Spark. While admitting about half of the people who take Spirit […]
A group of 9 residents of San Diego, California died last night after they forgot their hoodies and stepped outside in 50 degree weather. One of the victims, Bo Burrows, left behind a wife, two children, and […]
At 8:45am this morning President Donald J. Trump filed paperwork with the 34th circuit court claiming, “irreconcilable differences” with the United States of America. The documents demand the United States give Trump, “half of our possessions, including […]
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