Trump: “I Make the Best Deals With the Devil”
“No one has made better deals with the devil than me,” said Donald Trump this morning. Trump has repeatedly bragged that, “most people who make a deal with the devil get only a million bucks […]
June 2016
“Love Your Neighbor as Yourself,” says Trump before Deporting Himself
After reading his favorite book last week (The Bible), Donald Trump decided to deport himself to an impoverished slum in Slovenia. Trump paid one of his security guards to arrest him, forfeit all his assets, and force […]
Trump Shocks Again: Muslims “Not Technically People”
A few moments ago Trump was asked a question about the rights of Muslims citizens living in the US and his response was, “that is an unfair question. I have many Muslim friends.” When pressed further […]
LEAKED: Trump/Dobson, ‘Trump is a Christian’ Transcript
The following is a transcript of a meeting between Evangelical leader James Dobson and Donald Trump. Recently James Dobson claimed that this meeting made him see that Trump was really a Christian. Until now, no […]
Donald Trump Genuinely Horrifying Reporters (Video)
@FRBackrub @realDonaldTrump This is hilarious. ? #DumpTrump — S A M | NEERAJ PAUL (@Sam_Neeraj_Paul) June 24, 2016 Thank you for watching! Please subscribe to our YouTube Channel… there is more to come!
Donald Trump vs. The Bible (Video)
I don’t care if you’re an Atheist, or never read The Bible, this resonates with being just human. #NeverTrump https://t.co/ypEib7YILp — (((☮ Cindie ☮))) (@cindieament) June 20, 2016 THIS! So much, THIS! […]
Pope Francis Calls on 29 Year Old Father of Four to Admit he is Catholic
Pope Francis released an encyclical this afternoon tited, Givi Mi a Breakum, directed at a single individual, Kevin McDaniel. McDaniel, despite having four children by the age of 29, swears he is not is not Catholic. […]
Give Us A King
Love this post from LookingfromtheOutside.com about U.S. Politics, Donald Trump, and the bible… 1 Samuel 8:6 One of the great things about the Bible is that what it tells us about people thousands of years ago can still be […]
Trump: No Apology for Making News Reps Fight Rats
Donald J. Trump is still refusing to apologize for forcing his cable news representatives to fight inhumanly large rats. Trump has repeatedly claimed that the 2 hour rat fight every one of his representatives have […]
Comedy Tweets vs. Trump – @FaithRubPol
Telling it like it is! "Donald Trump tells it like it is" – Man who has never met a salesperson #NeverTrump #DumpTrump — FaithReasonBackRub (@FRBackrub) May 24, 2016 The Statue of Greatness […]
KKK Still Supporting the, “Least Racist Person You Will Ever Meet”
“The KKK is no longer a racist organization, we just never disbanded because, while we stopped hating black people, we kept hating spending time apart,” said KKK leader Johnathan Dalton. Dalton fervently defends Donald Trump’s claim to be […]