Judaism Followers told to, “not to act too Jewy” The snake in Genesis becomes the main character of the Torah, saving the Israelites from, “black people counting their money” Entire book of Psalms replaced with […]
“Not only is Hillary Clinton a bigot, she has an orange complexion and tiny hands,” said Donald Trump just a moment ago. “Hillary Clinton is so orange she literally looks like a carrot,” Trump continued. […]
Bigotry Racism Orange tanning salons Nuclear war Idolizing Biff Tannen, the evil character in Back to the Future II that was based off Donald Trump Racist kittens iPhone gets an app for, “selling your soul […]
“Hillary Clinton is a bigot,” said Donald Trump recently. Is this a joke? Why in the world would he say this? I have been taking a marketing course from Trump’s own Wharton School of Business […]
“Donald Trump never has been and never will be manipulated by Russian spies” said Trump’s newest advisor, Bradomir Poutin, speaking at a press conference outside his Kremlin office. Trump has been under scrutiny since his former […]
“The lipstick on my neck was caused a chain of impersonal events stretching back infinitely into the past,” said atheist philosopher Gerhard Buhnhedhfiuezguen (prounounced BUN-HEAD-MINTZER-HOOZEN-SCHLAGEN!!!). Buhnhedhfiuezguen was caught with red lipstick on his neck by his wife […]
No matter what the outcome of the election, whether it is in six months, one year, or ten years, Donald Trump is still reportedly awaiting his inevitable recitation of the classic, “you need people like […]
Actual Jesus: Behold! The kingdom of heaven things is here! GOP Jesus: What must I do to follow you? Actual Jesus: Sell half of your possessions and give to the poor, and come, follow me! GOP Jesus: What? How can […]
ISIS is claiming responsibility after Donald Trump’s latest comments. During Trump’s economic policy speech this week, he outlined an agenda which included building bridges, monuments, and skyscrapers in order to, “throw Muslims off the top.” […]
A new bible verse was discovered this afternoon that sheds light on this this season’s political campaign, it comes right after Jesus gave his greatest commandments (new verses in red). Of all the commandments, which is […]
New documents have been discovered by the Trump campaign revealing Trump plagiarized his entire campaign from some of the worst human beings to ever walk the face of the earth… and also from Bozo the […]
Filing your taxes with Wesley Snipes Shooting pool with a live grenade Nuking a small European country Falling asleep on a nuclear launch button Perfecting the, “art of arson” Taking Bugs Bunny’s carrot Being a […]
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