This morning, Donald Trump became the first Presidential candidate in U.S. history to claim the United States does not exist. Later in the day, Kellyanne Conway defended the statement in the Debate an Indefensible Situation Room […]
“God has directly rigged the universe against me,” said Donald Trump after filing a lawsuit against Almighty God. In the legal complaint Trump stated, “God refuses to hear my whines.“ A long history Trump first began to […]
We forget the beauty and wisdom of humility. As the bible puts it, “…with the humble is wisdom.” (Proverbs 11:2, ESV) While this is an issue for American culture in general, this election season especially,has […]
The FBI issued an official warning today, informing the public that, “everyone who disagrees with you on any single political issue is actually a terrorist.” An exhaustive study shows that everyone who disagrees with you is […]
Below is an excerpt of Trump’s “postnuptial agreement” with Ivana Trump, “Without obtaining Mr. Trump’s advance written consent, Mrs. Trump cannot publish, or cause to be published, any diary, memoir, letter, story, photograph, interview, article […]
Someone I know shared a dream with me that she believed was from God relating to the 2016 election cycle. Of course, I am not putting this out there as if I know this was […]
“I witnessed my neighbor, Jack Killsalot, kill a lot of people last year,” said atheist blogger Jason Cantor, “but the prosecutor couldn’t prove the guy was guilty so now I have to believe he didn’t […]
St. Peter: Hello America! I am running for President. Make sure to visit my website & donate: www.StPeter4Pres.GodsKingdom Todd Cheytin (Satan wearing a clever disguise): I am also running for President! I promise that I will outlaw […]
The Dictators’ Advocates: Black, Manafort, Stone, and Kelly Do any of those names look familiar? You may recognize Manafort, who is Paul Manafort, who was the number one man in Trump’s campaign. You may also […]
Earlier this year, a study found that 1/5 American’s lives are actually being narrarated by the actor Morgan Freeman. This new information has prompted a class-action lawsuit by many of the over 65 million Americans whose lives […]
“Again, the devil took him [Jesus] to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow […]
This was a response to someone who said Hillary and Trump are really the same and so who cares who wins? Maybe you could just vote for Trump? The first part of this post responds to […]
J.S. Bach was a brilliant man who believed that God was the reason to compose music. “For God alone be the glory” they found written on his own manuscripts. He was a Christian who […]
Mike Tyson was convicted of raping 18 year old Desiree Washington on July 19, 1991. When it came time to for Tyson to be sentenced, Donald Trump began speaking up. He wasn’t speaking up to condemn the crime or […]
After being criticized for being just a casino promoter that will tell you what you want to hear to take your money (or country… depending on the situation), Donald Trump has released a detailed plan […]
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