January 2021 - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

Tweet Study: Arguing Against Straw Men Easy AF!

January 30, 2021

A new study suggests it’s easy AF to argue against straw men on Twitter. Scientists compared 10 bullshit arguments that oversimplified issues vs. 10 that dealt with the actual points and found that the bullshit […]

New Marvel Superhero: Idiot Who Buys Overpriced Stocks

January 29, 2021

Marvel just announced it’s next Superhero movie called, “Todd,” an everyday idiot who discovers his superhero power: buying overpriced stocks. The origin story begins with Todd’s grandfather who put his life savings in horse stocks […]

Random Reddit User Named as New Fed Chair

January 29, 2021

BlowUpDaSystem456, a Reddit user selected at random, will take over the Federal Reserve starting Monday January 31st. CNBC hosts have been lauding the move as, “giving the power back to the people.” BlowUpDaSystem456 plans to […]

Fox News & MSNBC Sweep Conceited Asshole Awards

January 29, 2021

The 50th Annual Conceited Asshole Awards showed that being a conceited asshole knows no party, awarding Fox News and MSNBC assholes numerous awards. Founder of the Conceited Asshole Awards, Charlie Sheen said, “There’s never been […]