Donald Trump sent a letter to a top hand expert claiming that his hand size in 2005 was “totally normal” in order to distract from a congressional investigation which indicates he systematically stole candy from […]
“For years, Alex Jones has been made to look like a fool by Alex Jones, and so Alex Jones will stop at nothing to silence Alex Jones!” said Alex Jones as he confronted Alex Jones. Jones […]
“One day they are home with you torturing dissidents, and the next they want to go off on their own and bomb and elementary school. They grow evil so fast,” said Vladmir Putin about his […]
Many reports have suggested that Trump’s administration is chaotic and understaffed, but the one place this is not true is in President Trump’s state of the art Blackmail Management Task Force. In a massive complex […]
“I’m getting bored,” said Valdimir Putin as reclined his Lazy-boy, opened a gigantic tub of icecream, and began to eat directly from the ice cream scooper as he sobbed for hours. Putin contined, “Back when I […]
“This would all go down easier if the GOP elite would just shut the fuck up and speak Russian,” said Donald Trump after a meeting with his Blackmail Management Taskforce. After Trump’s plan to make Russia […]
“She really should have thought this through more deeply before she came out of the womb,” said Donald Trump on CNN yesterday. Trump was referring to thirteen year old Jackie Han, who is featured in a […]
In his closed, “no adults allowed” press conference yesterday, Donald Trump explained that he would keep America safe by, “utterly destroying liberal fruity water.” He announced this at a rally with Sheriff David Clark who promised, “eliminating […]
“Buzz Aldrin sounds like a made up name,” said Donald Trump shortly after blasting the media for disputing his claim that the moon is made entirely of green cheese. After saying in a press conference, “the […]
Donald Trump’s Secretary of Defense Gen. James Mattis called an emergency briefing just hours ago to address the nation. Just like before JFK announced the Cuban Missile Crisis, Mattis told the country that this would […]
Sources inside the Trump administration have leaked a tweet that Trump is planning to send tomorrow. The leaked tweet is apparently a deliberate attempt to gain news coverage and soften Trump’s image by acting like the […]
After Donald Trump’s muslim/travel ban was rejected by the 9th circuit court, Trump lashed out in a late night tweet. The 9th circuit court judges voted against reinstating Trump’s ban while repeatedly referencing the consitution and […]
Below are 5 quotes from Trump’s travel ban rejection by judges in the 9th circuit court of appeals. See the full document here: State of Washington vs. Trump The Constitution… "The Constitution… is a law for […]
I was reading the great chess master and human rights activist Garry Kasparov’s brillant book on strategy called, “How Life Imitates Chess” and came across something relevant to strategizing against Trump. 1992: Bill Clinton vs. George […]
Donald Trump reportedly plans to replace your current health insurance coverage with an 8×10 photo of him surrounded by young female models. Trump claims that a daily schedule of staring at this photo, “will improve your […]
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