10 GOP senators have requested changes to the 1.9 trillion dollar aid package proposed by Joe Biden. They would like provisions to include protections for them getting evicted from their Senate seats. America has suggested […]
A bowl of soup has been officially nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. The bowl, filled with pea soup, is credited with being warm and tasty. Independent observers say it was a slippery slope after […]
A man who completely depends on the system for employment, protection, and future prosperity was quoted saying, “BLOW UP THE SYSTEM” Wednesday night. The man, who posted this comment on Reddit, lives in a society […]
A new study suggests it’s easy AF to argue against straw men on Twitter. Scientists compared 10 bullshit arguments that oversimplified issues vs. 10 that dealt with the actual points and found that the bullshit […]
“The deal was supposed to expire once Trump left office, but the devil is very scary and could primary us,” said one source inside the GOP. The devil could not be reached for comment but […]
Marvel just announced it’s next Superhero movie called, “Todd,” an everyday idiot who discovers his superhero power: buying overpriced stocks. The origin story begins with Todd’s grandfather who put his life savings in horse stocks […]
A new set of posts have been discovered by the BoredNerds Research Firm. The firm found that GOP Rep. Marjorie Greene once posted Tweetstorm accusing Kermit the Frog of, “stealing her thoughts.” Greene claimed Kermit […]
BlowUpDaSystem456, a Reddit user selected at random, will take over the Federal Reserve starting Monday January 31st. CNBC hosts have been lauding the move as, “giving the power back to the people.” BlowUpDaSystem456 plans to […]
The 50th Annual Conceited Asshole Awards showed that being a conceited asshole knows no party, awarding Fox News and MSNBC assholes numerous awards. Founder of the Conceited Asshole Awards, Charlie Sheen said, “There’s never been […]
A certain man named Ed lived in a house by the sea. Every day he would say hi and smile to his next door neighbor. It was a young family with two cute little children. […]
In the 2013 movie Elysium, a mother has a very sick child. In this Sci-Fi film there are two planets… one of prosperity, the other of poverty. This mother lives on the impoverished planet. She […]
Just this morning thousands of Russian-backed social media accounts confused America’s custom of “casual Friday” with Russia’s state mandated holiday, “Casualty Friday.” Russian troll accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram all posted comments on the […]
At a rally moments ago Donald Trump ordered that Shadrach, Meshach and John McCain be thrown into the fiery furnace. Many in the GOP assumed Trump would still hope their God would save them, but […]
In a surprising change of policy, Valdimir Putin signaled peace with the west this morning by freeing 755 American diplomats who were being held captive in Russia. The move came as a shock to the […]
“The most important failure… [which led to the attacks] was one of imagination.” – The 9/11 Commission Report Most people in government didn’t think such a world shattering and never before seen idea like taking down […]
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