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Bowl of Soup Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

February 1, 2021

A bowl of soup has been officially nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. The bowl, filled with pea soup, is credited with being warm and tasty. Independent observers say it was a slippery slope after […]

Tweet Study: Arguing Against Straw Men Easy AF!

January 30, 2021

A new study suggests it’s easy AF to argue against straw men on Twitter. Scientists compared 10 bullshit arguments that oversimplified issues vs. 10 that dealt with the actual points and found that the bullshit […]

New Marvel Superhero: Idiot Who Buys Overpriced Stocks

January 29, 2021

Marvel just announced it’s next Superhero movie called, “Todd,” an everyday idiot who discovers his superhero power: buying overpriced stocks. The origin story begins with Todd’s grandfather who put his life savings in horse stocks […]

Random Reddit User Named as New Fed Chair

January 29, 2021

BlowUpDaSystem456, a Reddit user selected at random, will take over the Federal Reserve starting Monday January 31st. CNBC hosts have been lauding the move as, “giving the power back to the people.” BlowUpDaSystem456 plans to […]

Fox News & MSNBC Sweep Conceited Asshole Awards

January 29, 2021

The 50th Annual Conceited Asshole Awards showed that being a conceited asshole knows no party, awarding Fox News and MSNBC assholes numerous awards. Founder of the Conceited Asshole Awards, Charlie Sheen said, “There’s never been […]

Putin frees 755 Hostages

July 30, 2017

In a surprising change of policy, Valdimir Putin signaled peace with the west this morning by freeing 755 American diplomats who were being held captive in Russia. The move came as a shock to the […]

Trump & Blackmail: A Failure of Imagination

July 23, 2017

“The most important failure… [which led to the attacks] was one of imagination.” – The 9/11 Commission Report Most people in government didn’t think such a world shattering and never before seen idea like taking down […]

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