Marjorie Taylor Greene believes the Pink Power Ranger is behind the January 6th insurrection. Marjorie claims the power ranger used mind control to convince Trump supporters to invade the capitol. No word on if she […]
Marjorie Taylor Greene held another press conference today about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This time, she claims to have proof that the Dominoes Pizza chain has been systematically supplying the Ninja Turtles with pizza. […]
“I’ve won the state of Mars in the 2020 election, giving me 8,000 electoral votes, making me the real President of America,” said Donald Trump. Trump believes he would’ve won Mars before the recount if […]
“The shelter clearly told me I would be adopting a President,” said Vladimir Putin, “but now he’s just an overweight retired golfer” screamed Putin, throwing a box of kibble at the wall. Putin continued, “The […]
“We can’t trust the mainstream media, because they were wrong about COVID origins, but you can trust me” said Marjorie Taylor Greene, shortly before biting off the head of a fucking bat. Marjorie believes that […]
“America is failing” said a man living a better life than medieval royalty could’ve even comprehended. “America is completely vulnerable,” said another man, living in the same country with the strongest military the world has […]
Image credit: Gage Skidmore CC BY-SA 2.0, changes made. After a half an hour of chastising Dr. Fauci, Rand Paul looked exhausted. After furrowing his brow he looked Dr. Fauci straight in the eye and […]
“I find myself deeply attracted to horses, cowboy hats, and whips” said Ted Cruz, after recently coming out as an inner-cowboy. Cruz, despite being a lawyer and member of some of the most elite schools […]
This is how I know God wanted me to be a broadcaster said Tucker Carlsen, describing his iconic, “surprise pooping” face. Tucker Carlsen has spent years perfecting face, which he uses to show confusion and […]
Marjorie Taylor Greene supports a commission to investigate a group of teenage ninja turtles living inside the sewers of New York. Greene apparently discovered the group late one night while watching Netflix. Giving an impassioned […]
10 GOP senators have requested changes to the 1.9 trillion dollar aid package proposed by Joe Biden. They would like provisions to include protections for them getting evicted from their Senate seats. America has suggested […]
A bowl of soup has been officially nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. The bowl, filled with pea soup, is credited with being warm and tasty. Independent observers say it was a slippery slope after […]
A man who completely depends on the system for employment, protection, and future prosperity was quoted saying, “BLOW UP THE SYSTEM” Wednesday night. The man, who posted this comment on Reddit, lives in a society […]
A new study suggests it’s easy AF to argue against straw men on Twitter. Scientists compared 10 bullshit arguments that oversimplified issues vs. 10 that dealt with the actual points and found that the bullshit […]
“The deal was supposed to expire once Trump left office, but the devil is very scary and could primary us,” said one source inside the GOP. The devil could not be reached for comment but […]
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