Marvel just announced it’s next Superhero movie called, “Todd,” an everyday idiot who discovers his superhero power: buying overpriced stocks. The origin story begins with Todd’s grandfather who put his life savings in horse stocks […]
A new set of posts have been discovered by the BoredNerds Research Firm. The firm found that GOP Rep. Marjorie Greene once posted Tweetstorm accusing Kermit the Frog of, “stealing her thoughts.” Greene claimed Kermit […]
BlowUpDaSystem456, a Reddit user selected at random, will take over the Federal Reserve starting Monday January 31st. CNBC hosts have been lauding the move as, “giving the power back to the people.” BlowUpDaSystem456 plans to […]
The 50th Annual Conceited Asshole Awards showed that being a conceited asshole knows no party, awarding Fox News and MSNBC assholes numerous awards. Founder of the Conceited Asshole Awards, Charlie Sheen said, “There’s never been […]
A certain man named Ed lived in a house by the sea. Every day he would say hi and smile to his next door neighbor. It was a young family with two cute little children. […]
In the 2013 movie Elysium, a mother has a very sick child. In this Sci-Fi film there are two planets… one of prosperity, the other of poverty. This mother lives on the impoverished planet. She […]
Just this morning thousands of Russian-backed social media accounts confused America’s custom of “casual Friday” with Russia’s state mandated holiday, “Casualty Friday.” Russian troll accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram all posted comments on the […]
At a rally moments ago Donald Trump ordered that Shadrach, Meshach and John McCain be thrown into the fiery furnace. Many in the GOP assumed Trump would still hope their God would save them, but […]
In a surprising change of policy, Valdimir Putin signaled peace with the west this morning by freeing 755 American diplomats who were being held captive in Russia. The move came as a shock to the […]
“The most important failure… [which led to the attacks] was one of imagination.” – The 9/11 Commission Report Most people in government didn’t think such a world shattering and never before seen idea like taking down […]
“Liberals are latte-sipping, PC, naive, always playing the victim, intolerant of other views and most of all, snowflakes.” All common stereotypes of liberals. When I was an atheist, I used to believe lots of stereotypes about […]
The new GOP healthcare bill reportedly includes an amendment to authorize the President to make a preemptive strike on Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men. The amendment called, “nuking medicaid, protection for preexisting […]
I don’t hate Barack Obama, I was never one of those people who would scapegoat him. I was closer to one of his supporters who had a few disagreements with him. This post is not […]
Asking all others to leave the room, Donald Trump spoke with top GOP leaders such as Paul Ryan and Mr. Burns. In the meeting he reportedly demanded not only their loyalty, but also demanded that […]
BREAKING: Donald Trump’s top nuclear advisor just issued a warning to “Great Britain, Small France, and Fantastic Kenya,” that if they do not stop hacking into President Trump’s tinfoil hat there will be consequences…
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