
- Tripping over an Idaho potato
- A stray US bomb 3 countries away from any Middle-Eastern country
- A cat whose owners forgot to clip its claws
- Bob Sacamano – Kramer’s friend from Seinfeld who no one was sure if he actually existed
- Orangina
- An inexperienced masseuse
- Shaq accidentally splitting the atom
- A top hat
- Peter Francis Geraci (if you don’t get it, I am older than you)
- Bankruptcy info tapes (you may be too young to get this one. If you really need to know, Google search for #9 and #10 together!)
- Gumby (I’m dating myself again)
- A nuclear explosion due to low government funding of a nuclear site
- Barack Obama’s secret Mormon initiation ceremony
- Socks with the elastic worn off
- The New York Philharmonic Orchestra
- “The House That Had Enough,” the house in German fairy tales that walks away because you didn’t clean it.
- An organic grocer
- Your boss
- Your wife
- Your self
- Fear of terrorism
- A simple act of kindness
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
- Kale
- Vladimir Putin’s wife
- One of Donald Trump’s mobster friends
- The letter, “H”
Bonus: being crushed by furniture (actually true)
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