Exasperated Rand Paul to Dr. Fauci: "Can't You See I Love You?" - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

Exasperated Rand Paul to Dr. Fauci: “Can’t You See I Love You?”

Image credit: Gage Skidmore CC BY-SA 2.0, changes made.

After a half an hour of chastising Dr. Fauci, Rand Paul looked exhausted. After furrowing his brow he looked Dr. Fauci straight in the eye and said, “can’t you see I love you?”

Dr. Fauci, appearing to be in shock, said, “what do you mean?”

Paul continued, “I love you doctor. I’ve always loved you. Did you really think this was about the masks?”

Fauci said, “honestly, I thought…”

Paul interrupted,

“Shut that beautiful mouth of yours for just a minute while I explain. I have a thing for doctors. I’m a doctor, my dad is a doctor, and I want my husband to be a doctor.”

Dr. Fauci replied, “so that’s why you were so upset?”

Paul replied, “that’s correct. I was trying to run from cupid’s arrow. But it got me, right in the gonads.”

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