“It’s a joke idea that reads like a satire,” responded the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) when confronted with the theory that he was created by an intelligent mind to mock religion. While saying, “appeals to design are by their very nature “unscientific,” the Flying Spaghetti started laughing uncontrollably, stating that this was so silly it was a “comical idea” created by people with an agenda.
“Appeals to design are cop-outs and suggestions that I was created by a mind rely on ‘chef of the gaps arguments.’ Pastas used to believe we were created by chefs but we now know our creation is simply due to ‘sky fingers’ and ‘the rotation of the spoon.”
The FSM said further,
“…anyone who thinks we were made by a benevolent creator has clearly never heard of Vegan Pasta. How could a good chef create such a thing? I’m tired of the, “recipe thumpers” telling everyone we were created according to “instructions.”
“All intelligent food knows that we were created by giant two-legged trees that put us into mixing bowls and pots. Science has discovered that the movement of these two-legged trees can be fully explained by the firing of neurons in the frontal-cortex of their trunks without resorting to theories that involve a mind. This is the theory of Treevolution, and it explains everything.”
When confronted with the possibility that Treevolution is compatible with him, the Flying Spaghetti Monster being designed, the FSM called it a violation of, “Occaam’s Strainer.”
Very cleverly written, I enjoyed reading 🙂
Very cleverly written, I enjoyed reading this 🙂
That is very kind of you, thanks!
Fucking good stuff! 😀
Though you may not have realized it is actually arguing against atheist views… I think other people have misunderstood it. I only mention it because I noticed on your site you said you were an atheist.
I picked up on it. Although I don’t really have any atheist views, they’re more non-views or just pure ambivalence.
Gotcha, no worries
The Church of FSM have petitioned to have your sacrilegious images of FSM removed from all media. Only true Pastaists reserve the right to portray thier beloved non-diety.
The FSM does not accept that this church exists because he is floating in another galaxy and afsmchurchism is the default belief!!