The following is a transcript of a meeting between Evangelical leader James Dobson and Donald Trump. Recently James Dobson claimed that this meeting made him see that Trump was really a Christian. Until now, no one knew exactly what was said in the meeting.
The transcript was provided by a high level staffer inside Donald Trump’s campaign.
Dobson: Did you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
Trump: Yes.
Dobson: You aren’t just saying this because it will help you become the most powerful person in the world, are you?
Trump: No… why would I do a thing like that?
Dobson: Good enough for me!
*Dobson pauses for a moment*
Dobson: Actually, no it isn’t… I know what I need to do! You must pinky promise!
*Trump stretches out his pinky*
Dobson: Ok, we are good here. Trump is a Christian!
*entire time Playboy cover displayed proudly on Trump’s wall*
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