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Marjorie Supports Commission to Investigate Turtle Gang Living in Sewer

Marjorie Taylor Greene supports a commission to investigate a group of teenage ninja turtles living inside the sewers of New York.

Greene apparently discovered the group late one night while watching Netflix.

Giving an impassioned speech to congress, Greene blasted the group and demanded an investigation. She listed questions that must we must have answers to such as,

  • “Who is delivering pizza into the sewer? Is there any connection to pizza-gate?”
  • Who trained them to be ninjas? George Soros? China?
  • Why does Hollywood glorify their brash lifestyle and disrespectful puns?

Marjorie encouraged investigators to, “follow the pizza,” to find out who is supporting them.

Marjorie concluded, “they aren’t heroes in a half-shell, they are terrorists” and encouraging anyone who heard the words, “kawabunga dude” to immediately duck and cover.

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