Breakthrough: Science Discovers “Mr. Burns Gene” in Trump

“Some only speculated that such a gene literally existed, but now there is no doubt,” said Hans Flibbelflovel, chief scientist at the University of Flubber.

Flibbelflovel’s team tested Trump’s DNA and noticed that one of the strands started saying, “eeeeexxxcccccelent!” while doing this with its DNA strings,

Trump denied the reports as, “fake news” and then ordered Smithers (a.k.a. Sean Spicer) to, “RELEASE THE HOUNDS!”