“America is failing” said a man living a better life than medieval royalty could’ve even comprehended.
“America is completely vulnerable,” said another man, living in the same country with the strongest military the world has ever known.
Our poll found that 200,000% of Americans were scared shitless of a variety of issues such as Black Lives Matter, Guns, Cops, North Korea, Immigrants, White People, Non-White People, BPA in plastics, dark alleys, never becoming a billionaire, and their phones running out of battery.
Our study also found that Americans have a 1000% better life than most people in history, are 10,000% more safe, and spend more money on lattes than most people in history spent on their children.
Despite all of this, American’s have had enough. Enough is enough is enough! The left, the right, the center, burn it all down!
What do we have to lose?