Putin Returns Pandemic Puppy: 'Thought I Was Adopting a President' - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

Putin Returns Pandemic Puppy: ‘Thought I Was Adopting a President’

“The shelter clearly told me I would be adopting a President,” said Vladimir Putin, “but now he’s just an overweight retired golfer” screamed Putin, throwing a box of kibble at the wall.

Putin continued, “The shelter told me he liked to run a country, now all he does is bark out statements when no one is around and tries to hump the maid.”

Putin complained that it’s been hard getting Trump to pay attention recently.

“I don’t know what to do… he used to listen to me… at least if I had some kompromat, now it’s impossible to break his focus from the cartoons.”

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