Senate Republicans Propose Plan to Extend Deal With the Devil

Senate Republicans Propose Plan to Extend Deal With the Devil

“The deal was supposed to expire once Trump left office, but the devil is very scary and could primary us,” said one source inside the GOP.

The devil could not be reached for comment but one of his henchman told us, “the GOP has been dancing with the devil for years, what’s one last dance? What’s the worst that could happen?” Before we could conclude the interview, the henchman was thrown into the blazing pit of fire.

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