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Trump in the 80s: The *Unchallenged Symbol* of Sin

December 2, 2016

1980s: The 7 Deadly Sins Go Mainstream After the 80s ended, American culture seemed to be aware that obvious sins had become acceptable. Sins that culture used to assume were clearly wrong, and unacceptable had been […]

BREAKING: Donald Trump Sues God

October 23, 2016

“God has directly rigged the universe against me,” said Donald Trump after filing a lawsuit against Almighty God. In the legal complaint Trump stated, “God refuses to hear my whines.“ A long history Trump first began to […]

How Trump Silences his Wives & Everyone Else?

October 17, 2016

Below is an excerpt of Trump’s “postnuptial agreement” with Ivana Trump, “Without obtaining Mr. Trump’s advance written consent, Mrs. Trump cannot publish, or cause to be published, any diary, memoir, letter, story, photograph, interview, article […]

TRUMP FLIP-FLOPS: “Muslims are Fully Human”

September 25, 2016

Despite in the past saying, “Muslims are not, technically speaking, “people” in the same sense as you and I,” Trump backed down and finally agreed that, “Muslims are technically human beings with technically inalienable rights.” […]

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