Atheist Philosopher Tells Wife Other Women’s Lipstick on his Neck Fully Explained by Infinite Regress
“The lipstick on my neck was caused a chain of impersonal events stretching back infinitely into the past,” said atheist philosopher Gerhard Buhnhedhfiuezguen (prounounced BUN-HEAD-MINTZER-HOOZEN-SCHLAGEN!!!). Buhnhedhfiuezguen was caught with red lipstick on his neck by his wife […]