“The lipstick on my neck was caused a chain of impersonal events stretching back infinitely into the past,” said atheist philosopher Gerhard Buhnhedhfiuezguen (prounounced BUN-HEAD-MINTZER-HOOZEN-SCHLAGEN!!!). Buhnhedhfiuezguen was caught with red lipstick on his neck by his wife […]
Yesterday evening Todd Jacobson popped into being uncaused out of nothing inside of a New York City apartment. Jacobson, who popped into existence as a fully formed adult, immediately went to the fridge to grab […]
“He just sits in the fridge all day absorbing vodka-sauce,” reported the Flying Rotini Monster, brother of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). After coming home after a late night of pasta parties Friday evening, reported […]
“Thinking I’m an idea designed by a mind is a, “comical concept…” […]
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