Putin frees 755 Hostages
In a surprising change of policy, Valdimir Putin signaled peace with the west this morning by freeing 755 American diplomats who were being held captive in Russia. The move came as a shock to the […]
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Putin Considering Nuking Own Country to Make Takeover of the West More of a Challenge
“I’m getting bored,” said Valdimir Putin as reclined his Lazy-boy, opened a gigantic tub of icecream, and began to eat directly from the ice cream scooper as he sobbed for hours. Putin contined, “Back when I […]