Many reports have suggested that Trump’s administration is chaotic and understaffed, but the one place this is not true is in President Trump’s state of the art Blackmail Management Task Force. In a massive complex […]
“Buzz Aldrin sounds like a made up name,” said Donald Trump shortly after blasting the media for disputing his claim that the moon is made entirely of green cheese. After saying in a press conference, “the […]
After Donald Trump’s muslim/travel ban was rejected by the 9th circuit court, Trump lashed out in a late night tweet. The 9th circuit court judges voted against reinstating Trump’s ban while repeatedly referencing the consitution and […]
Discarding his, “drain the swamp idea” by filling it with billionaires and corporate insiders, Trump has decided to sell, “swampland in the White House” instead. Here is some of what will be for sale… For […]
Donald Trump’s top Russia advisor says his name is Jack and he is an American from Alabama, but he has a very strong Russian accent and says, “praise be upon him” when mentioning Vladimir Putin… Listen below… […]
“America is sick and tired of politicians who try to hide their schemes from the American people,” said Trump, “while I am deeply committed to being proud of being an asshole!” Trump surrogate Jack Spark […]
The Obama administration is currently fitting all 15,000 of America’s nuclear weapons with child locks in preparation for Donald Trump to take office. This technique has never been used before but some suspect it should […]
“I witnessed my neighbor, Jack Killsalot, kill a lot of people last year,” said atheist blogger Jason Cantor, “but the prosecutor couldn’t prove the guy was guilty so now I have to believe he didn’t […]
Leonardo Da Vinci recently came back from the dead only to be shocked and horrified by the prospect of a Donald Trump Presidency. Shortly after rising from the dead, Da Vinci went to a busy Target […]
A new study by Stanford’s Societal Research lab found that emails, and anyone who is at all deceptive about which emails they sent, are more dangerous than the evil character in any movie. Stanford’s research […]
“The part of me that cares about grammar is appalled with Trump, but the part of me that’s a Nazi is overjoyed,” said Stacy Perkinson, head of the American Grammar Nazi Party (AGNP). More Traditional […]
ISIS is claiming responsibility after Donald Trump’s latest comments. During Trump’s economic policy speech this week, he outlined an agenda which included building bridges, monuments, and skyscrapers in order to, “throw Muslims off the top.” […]
A new bible verse was discovered this afternoon that sheds light on this this season’s political campaign, it comes right after Jesus gave his greatest commandments (new verses in red). Of all the commandments, which is […]
New documents have been discovered by the Trump campaign revealing Trump plagiarized his entire campaign from some of the worst human beings to ever walk the face of the earth… and also from Bozo the […]
“Everyone is thinking it,” said Donald Trump this morning, “I am just saying it… Donald J. Trump is a secret undercover Muslim.” The Hair Evidence Trump continued, “Trump’s hair looks like some kind of cheap […]
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