“I find myself deeply attracted to horses, cowboy hats, and whips” said Ted Cruz, after recently coming out as an inner-cowboy.
Cruz, despite being a lawyer and member of some of the most elite schools in the country, believes he’s been living a lie.
“Some say Harvard and Princeton students are members of the elite,” said Cruz, “but inwardly, I’m highly attracted to cowboys. Deep down I know this makes me a cowboy. I will keep fighting the elites! Yee-haw!!”