Bowl of Soup Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
A bowl of soup has been officially nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. The bowl, filled with pea soup, is credited with being warm and tasty. Independent observers say it was a slippery slope after […]
A bowl of soup has been officially nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. The bowl, filled with pea soup, is credited with being warm and tasty. Independent observers say it was a slippery slope after […]
A man who completely depends on the system for employment, protection, and future prosperity was quoted saying, “BLOW UP THE SYSTEM” Wednesday night. The man, who posted this comment on Reddit, lives in a society […]
“The deal was supposed to expire once Trump left office, but the devil is very scary and could primary us,” said one source inside the GOP. The devil could not be reached for comment but […]
Marvel just announced it’s next Superhero movie called, “Todd,” an everyday idiot who discovers his superhero power: buying overpriced stocks. The origin story begins with Todd’s grandfather who put his life savings in horse stocks […]
A certain man named Ed lived in a house by the sea. Every day he would say hi and smile to his next door neighbor. It was a young family with two cute little children. […]
In the 2013 movie Elysium, a mother has a very sick child. In this Sci-Fi film there are two planets… one of prosperity, the other of poverty. This mother lives on the impoverished planet. She […]
Just this morning thousands of Russian-backed social media accounts confused America’s custom of “casual Friday” with Russia’s state mandated holiday, “Casualty Friday.” Russian troll accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram all posted comments on the […]
At a rally moments ago Donald Trump ordered that Shadrach, Meshach and John McCain be thrown into the fiery furnace. Many in the GOP assumed Trump would still hope their God would save them, but […]
In a surprising change of policy, Valdimir Putin signaled peace with the west this morning by freeing 755 American diplomats who were being held captive in Russia. The move came as a shock to the […]
“The most important failure… [which led to the attacks] was one of imagination.” – The 9/11 Commission Report Most people in government didn’t think such a world shattering and never before seen idea like taking down […]
“Liberals are latte-sipping, PC, naive, always playing the victim, intolerant of other views and most of all, snowflakes.” All common stereotypes of liberals. When I was an atheist, I used to believe lots of stereotypes about […]
The new GOP healthcare bill reportedly includes an amendment to authorize the President to make a preemptive strike on Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men. The amendment called, “nuking medicaid, protection for preexisting […]
Asking all others to leave the room, Donald Trump spoke with top GOP leaders such as Paul Ryan and Mr. Burns. In the meeting he reportedly demanded not only their loyalty, but also demanded that […]
Multiple sources report that Senator Bill O’Donnell found absolutely nothing to whine or cry about after a Senator from the other side of the isle went into the bathroom and took a dump. O’Donnell was […]
“If I shot my own dog,” thought President Trump, “it should buy me at least one day of news coverage.” According to sources in the White House, Trump has been brainstorming ways to distract the […]
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