Donald J. Trump is still refusing to apologize for forcing his cable news representatives to fight inhumanly large rats. Trump has repeatedly claimed that the 2 hour rat fight every one of his representatives have […]
Telling it like it is! "Donald Trump tells it like it is" – Man who has never met a salesperson #NeverTrump #DumpTrump — FaithReasonBackRub (@FRBackrub) May 24, 2016 The Statue of Greatness […]
“The KKK is no longer a racist organization, we just never disbanded because, while we stopped hating black people, we kept hating spending time apart,” said KKK leader Johnathan Dalton. Dalton fervently defends Donald Trump’s claim to be […]
1. New Atheism Came from Blaming Islam for 9/11 “New Atheism,” began with Richard Dawkins publishing the God Delusion. It has changed our world and is likely related to your friends and family losing their faith. Blaming Islam […]
Text: “Judaism hates us” – Donald Trump (edited to replace, “Islam” with, “Judaism”) This is extremely dangerous bigotry. History can and will repeat itself. Do not be silent about it.
Reince Priebus on people concerned about Donald Trump’s mistreatment of women, “as Christians, judging each other I think is — is problematic.” Judging is saying you are better than someone else. However, as we will […]
Then, the devil took America-Jesus in a helicopter up to a very high skyscraper, and showed him all of the cities of the United States. Satan: All of this will I give you if you will only […]
“Crazy people would be crazy to seek 24 hour news coverage of their craziness!” said the CEO of CNN, Jack Flash. CNN is under fire after one of the top terrorist staffing agencies, Al-Boom-U, credits CNN for their success, “Terrorism works when […]
“Tolerance means living near people you disagree with strongly, but without using force to change people,” said 42 year old Todd Greeman, who recently filed a 400 million dollar lawsuit against someone he disagreed with strongly. […]
On this date in 1863, Abraham Lincoln proclaimed that there would be a national day of fasting to humble ourselves before God (it is celebrated about a month later). “We have grown in numbers, wealth […]
“The Donald Trump of 5 minutes ago is a piece of crap with an ugly wife,” said Donald Trump, shortly after changing his views on a serious societal issue. Five minutes ago, Trump supported nuking […]
At 8:45am this morning President Donald J. Trump filed paperwork with the 34th circuit court claiming, “irreconcilable differences” with the United States of America. The documents demand the United States give Trump, “half of our possessions, including […]
It has been pretty painful to go on Twitter recently. Bickering rage and bitter anger coming from Democrats and Republicans is the order of the day… actually the year. In the last few months I have […]
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The specifics of Donald Trump’s economic plan have finally been released. They were released this afternoon through a series of photos. !!More Trump “News“!! . Like the FB Page to remember we exist! . More […]
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