“Crazy people would be crazy to seek 24 hour news coverage of their craziness!” said the CEO of CNN, Jack Flash. CNN is under fire after one of the top terrorist staffing agencies, Al-Boom-U, credits CNN for their success, “Terrorism works when […]
“Tolerance means living near people you disagree with strongly, but without using force to change people,” said 42 year old Todd Greeman, who recently filed a 400 million dollar lawsuit against someone he disagreed with strongly. […]
On this date in 1863, Abraham Lincoln proclaimed that there would be a national day of fasting to humble ourselves before God (it is celebrated about a month later). “We have grown in numbers, wealth […]
“The Donald Trump of 5 minutes ago is a piece of crap with an ugly wife,” said Donald Trump, shortly after changing his views on a serious societal issue. Five minutes ago, Trump supported nuking […]
At 8:45am this morning President Donald J. Trump filed paperwork with the 34th circuit court claiming, “irreconcilable differences” with the United States of America. The documents demand the United States give Trump, “half of our possessions, including […]
It has been pretty painful to go on Twitter recently. Bickering rage and bitter anger coming from Democrats and Republicans is the order of the day… actually the year. In the last few months I have […]
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The specifics of Donald Trump’s economic plan have finally been released. They were released this afternoon through a series of photos. !!More Trump “News“!! . Like the FB Page to remember we exist! . More […]
“Why isn’t no one talking about these thangs?” said gangster and convicted murderer Ize-Cold Kilah after declaring his candidacy Tuesday. Kilah said, “All them people running for president be usin’ umbrellas because they scared of […]
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“I don’t care if The Statue of Liberty has been here for over a century, she isn’t a citizen and was never issued a visa. If I’m elected President I’ll ship her back to whatever french-fry, crêpe, or mime […]
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Like many traditional hedonistic billionaries, Donald Trump spends significant time and energy cultivating a body shape that resembles a pair (a wide lower body, significant stomach size, and a smaller upper body) Watch the video for an exclusive […]
The AP reports that no one has been critically injured after U.S. Presidential candidate Joseph Tamracky was caught on video tape respectfully listening to his opponents view. A surviving witness said this, “I was standing […]
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