“The shelter clearly told me I would be adopting a President,” said Vladimir Putin, “but now he’s just an overweight retired golfer” screamed Putin, throwing a box of kibble at the wall. Putin continued, “The […]
“I find myself deeply attracted to horses, cowboy hats, and whips” said Ted Cruz, after recently coming out as an inner-cowboy. Cruz, despite being a lawyer and member of some of the most elite schools […]
Marjorie Taylor Greene supports a commission to investigate a group of teenage ninja turtles living inside the sewers of New York. Greene apparently discovered the group late one night while watching Netflix. Giving an impassioned […]
10 GOP senators have requested changes to the 1.9 trillion dollar aid package proposed by Joe Biden. They would like provisions to include protections for them getting evicted from their Senate seats. America has suggested […]
A new study suggests it’s easy AF to argue against straw men on Twitter. Scientists compared 10 bullshit arguments that oversimplified issues vs. 10 that dealt with the actual points and found that the bullshit […]
A new set of posts have been discovered by the BoredNerds Research Firm. The firm found that GOP Rep. Marjorie Greene once posted Tweetstorm accusing Kermit the Frog of, “stealing her thoughts.” Greene claimed Kermit […]
BlowUpDaSystem456, a Reddit user selected at random, will take over the Federal Reserve starting Monday January 31st. CNBC hosts have been lauding the move as, “giving the power back to the people.” BlowUpDaSystem456 plans to […]
The 50th Annual Conceited Asshole Awards showed that being a conceited asshole knows no party, awarding Fox News and MSNBC assholes numerous awards. Founder of the Conceited Asshole Awards, Charlie Sheen said, “There’s never been […]
BREAKING: Donald Trump’s top nuclear advisor just issued a warning to “Great Britain, Small France, and Fantastic Kenya,” that if they do not stop hacking into President Trump’s tinfoil hat there will be consequences…
It isn’t one of my best memories but I worked at a retail store selling high-end clothing. And my paycheck was 100% commission which is something that forces you to figure out what makes you […]
It is not just religion that can be perverted and misused… science can as well, along with any worldview. “But if we fail, then the whole world… will sink into the abyss of a new […]
“The bible, the gospel, Christ, the church, the faith, all are one great battle-cry against fear in the lives of human beings.” – Dietrich Bonhoeffer, a Christian theologian who returned to Germany to join the […]
“I have read over 200 peer-reviewed scientific studies on dating,” said 15 year old Tanner Finkleman, “yet, it has worked out so poorly that I plan on taking my own father to the prom.” Finkleman had […]
John Dewall, CEO of Mercedez-Benz explains, “there are 25 Starbucks within a fifty mile radius so if we just buy a small cup of coffee at each one our entire corporate office can work there the whole day for […]
“Our survival rate is below the national average but so are our prices so I think it evens out” said CEO of Spirit Airlines, Jack Spark. While admitting about half of the people who take Spirit […]
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