Trump Claims to Have Won Mars in 2020 Election, Gaining 8k Electoral Votes - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

Trump Claims to Have Won Mars in 2020 Election, Gaining 8k Electoral Votes

“I’ve won the state of Mars in the 2020 election, giving me 8,000 electoral votes, making me the real President of America,” said Donald Trump.

Trump believes he would’ve won Mars before the recount if it weren’t for mail-in voting, which allowed Martians to vote from Mars, which was totally unfair because they could’ve just as easily voted on earth.

This comes after Trump claimed he won Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Canada, the Moon, and Miss Universe.

Trump claims he is now President of the Galaxy and is planning to turn the moon into a giant strip club.

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