"Love Your Neighbor as Yourself," says Trump before Deporting Himself - When Faith Gives Reason a Back Rub

“Love Your Neighbor as Yourself,” says Trump before Deporting Himself


After reading his favorite book last week (The Bible), Donald Trump decided to deport himself to an impoverished slum in Slovenia.

Trump paid one of his security guards to arrest him, forfeit all his assets, and force him to take a 120 hour boat ride to the town of Bohmed-Out, Slovenia.

Shortly after arriving, Trump contracted a severe illness from bad drinking water and ego deprivation (since there were no buildings nearby with his name on them).


Doctors expect him to recover if he can find clean drinking water and at least a 20 story building owned by someone with his same last name.

Share this Back Rub!

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.