Discarding his, “drain the swamp idea” by filling it with billionaires and corporate insiders, Trump has decided to sell, “swampland in the White House” instead.
Here is some of what will be for sale…
- For $50,000,000 you can purchase Abraham Lincon’s top-hat with Vladimir Putin’s initials etched into it.
- For $200,000,000 you can be President for a day.
- For 2 billion dollars: President for a week
- For a signed photo of Sofia Verga: you can be President for life
- For 15 billion dollars: buy one get one free nuclear weapons.