Trump’s Wharton Class List Revealed, it Will Shock You

Donald Trump’s class list for the Wharton School of Business has been leaked. It is contained in its entirety below…

 

1. Marketing for Assholes 101

 

 

 

 

2. Reverse-ethics 504

 

 

 

 

3. Becoming a Pioneer in Lying

 

 

 

 

4. The History of Orange People

 

 

 

 

5. How to Bankrupt Your Investors in You and Get Away Free

 

 

 

 

6. Advanced Marketing for Pricks

 

 

 

 

7. How to Make Powerful Enemies

 

 

 

 

8. The Principles of Success in Scrooge and Mr. Burns

 

 

 

 

9. Proven Strategies for Stealing Candy from a Baby

 

 

 

 

10. Life as An Orange American